If the government doesn’t fix it, we won’t even when we can. Why should I patch up the road? Why would my neighbors reap where they didn’t sow? Naaaah fam! I would rather raise the floor of my compound. Soon,… Continue Reading →

I’m not here to peep the drip. Not here to impress or redress concerns. The job is clear – “Get shit done”. If shit is actually done, you should see it. Now, onto the next. What then happens when playing… Continue Reading →

I said ‘I love you’. You said ‘I’m crazy’. We have been here before but now it’s time up! Trying to move on from you but everywhere I go, see something that reminds me of you. I used to be… Continue Reading →

Who’s gonna bell the cat? Nobody answers. It’s too late for that, we go kill the cat. And his friends, anywhere we see them. For road, for street, inside their office. They are understaffed so it means we can overwhelm… Continue Reading →

Puff, puff, pass! Now, your eye is dim and red but you insist you are feeling so damn fine. You stayed up this late to puff, puff, puff, and pass. Let it be known that there’s no food in the… Continue Reading →

Groom-to-be: I wan buy am myself make we for uniform. E get one of my friend wey go import am come. If una buy am unasef, we no go uniform. So just send me the bar, make I do this… Continue Reading →

You planned it with your friends. You came late for it. And then, you acted like you never knew about it. You raised both hands and used them to cover your mouth. You paced around the room, ran to a… Continue Reading →

It’s not for me, it’s for my mama’s house. It’s not for me, it’s for my girlfriend’s purse. It’s not for me, it’s for his medical bills. My Dad is 75 years old and no pension for him. It’s not… Continue Reading →