When that time comes, you will know. Don’t fight it, just love it. When the entire damn thing falls off, smile! It’s not the end of the world, it’s just a new phase. When you go bald, embrace it. Get… Continue Reading →

Leave my testicles alone. Pulling is not fondling. If you must touch, handle with care. If you hold on too tight, the eggs may crack. This shouldn’t crack you up as it’s no joke. The quest to take control broke… Continue Reading →

Just look at you! What mattered so much yesterday means nothing right now. You really stole to buy a Blackberry? You actually fornicated for a Bold 2? What about the times you played Inspector Bediako? Everytime you got PINGED!!!, you… Continue Reading →

“She was in Dubai just last week”. So what? She went alone oh” Ehen, what’s the crime in that? Answer my questions na! Why have you suddenly gone mute? Why do we love to celebrate poverty and hardship? What makes… Continue Reading →

That’s where all your problems lie. The filth, the lies, the insecurities. The next day you wear pride like a cloak and hit the road. You act like you have got no problems in the whole world. You even mock… Continue Reading →

Two kids in the market square. One minute, they are playing and running around naked. The next minute, they want to tear each other apart. They remind each other of their weaknesses. Tueh, tueh!!! They even spit it into each… Continue Reading →

Grass to grace, the perfect way to describe your case but it ends online. In reality, the grass is an overstatement as you daily bite the dust. Bust out, standing on crossed legs, arse forming a parabola and that effortless… Continue Reading →

She is so gorgeous, intelligent and industrious. I guess it is only natural that she attracts a lot of attention. If she turns on her firewalls, scores of men will definitely still try to be with her; some for selfish… Continue Reading →

Anu gbaa nwata, ohu okporoko ijiji, o gbaba oso. That one you look up to, that one you so much adore, that one you wish so hard to be like, that’s the person who might sting you so hard. You… Continue Reading →

“Bride price never complete so na window shopping we dey do for now”. Well, nobody send fine boys like us but soon na dem go dey lush us. Hahahahaha, na dem go dey lush us. How does it feel not to… Continue Reading →