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I no wan dey person trap.

She doesn’t want me but she doesn’t want another person to have me.

I no want good woman, na slay queen I need.

Whenever she tries to choke me, I hit the spacebar.

Timo finally got married, that’s another feather to his cap.

Well, everyday Timothy stays complaining. Timothy don tire to drink pap.

Akamu na im wife specialty but when it comes to nagging, she is a rapper.

I no wan dey person trap.

She doesn’t want me but she doesn’t want another person to have me.

I no want good woman, na slay queen I need.

Whenever she tries to choke me, I hit the spacebar.

She looses her wrapper and ties it again. She shouts and spits fire.

Timothy is a sharp guy. Everytime the heat is on, he hits the longest key.

Now, Timothy can’t even have the only meal his wife can offer, pap.

I no wan dey person trap.

She doesn’t want me but she doesn’t want another person to have me.

I no want good woman, na slay queen I need.

Whenever she tries to choke me, I hit the spacebar.

He is so tired of the crap and has suddenly become scared she might poison him.

Timothy no longer goes home. After work, he storms Space Bar.

He spends most night with polite strippers and in various hotels.

His work is suffering, Timo can’t even meet his KPIs.

I no wan dey person trap.

She doesn’t want me but she doesn’t want another person to have me.

I no want good woman, na slay queen I need.

Whenever she tries to choke me, I hit the spacebar.

But his single friends still envy him.

They wish they have the life he has.

They admire his beautiful wife and wish for his life.

Unknown to them, Timo is experiencing hell-fire on earth.

I no wan dey person trap.

She doesn’t want me but she doesn’t want another person to have me.

I no want good woman, na slay queen I need.

Whenever she tries to choke me, I hit the spacebar.

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