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Identity Thief!

1st August 2019Chuck Norris Leave a comment

It’s a tug of war between me and this emotion. It’s pulling hard, I’m pulling back, trying not to fall back in the pit. I was malice in sadness land, the last time I lost the round. So I’m fighting… Continue reading →

Memoirs Of A Jobless Boy

The Stranger We See

13th July 2019Chuck Norris Leave a comment

Time flies so fast but it seems nothing has changed. The world is spinning but we are still standing still. A thousand years pass by and we are still killing ourselves. A million years pass by and we are still… Continue reading →

Memoirs Of A Jobless Boy

The Day The Streets Turned Red

16th May 2019Chuck Norris 2 Comments

Who’s gonna bell the cat? Nobody answers. It’s too late for that, we go kill the cat. And his friends, anywhere we see them. For road, for street, inside their office. They are understaffed so it means we can overwhelm… Continue reading →

Memoirs Of A Jobless Boy

Asoebi Boys

8th May 2019Chuck Norris Leave a comment

Groom-to-be: I wan buy am myself make we for uniform. E get one of my friend wey go import am come. If una buy am unasef, we no go uniform. So just send me the bar, make I do this… Continue reading →

Memoirs Of A Jobless Boy

Two Sides Of A Coin

6th May 2019Chuck Norris Leave a comment

Words are not enough, act! I’m tired of you writing me poems, kissing me in public, fucking me well, act! Respecting my feelings and cuddling me. I’m tired of all these romantic things, act! Give me help when I need… Continue reading →

Memoirs Of A Jobless Boy, Opinion Piece

Robbing Hood

16th April 2019Chuck Norris Leave a comment

It’s not for me, it’s for my mama’s house. It’s not for me, it’s for my girlfriend’s purse. It’s not for me, it’s for his medical bills. My Dad is 75 years old and no pension for him. It’s not… Continue reading →

Memoirs Of A Jobless Boy

KILL THE DREAD

7th April 2019Chuck Norris 3 Comments

Dem bundle me inside danfo. Beat me black and blue, tell me say I must to roger them. Dem use the back of gun dye my hair to darker red. And when my parents hear, all dem talk na say… Continue reading →

Memoirs Of A Jobless Boy

Oh! Sweet Medicine

4th February 2019Chuck Norris Leave a comment

Leave me alone. Stop pouring water on me if my heart stops to beat. At least, I go rest and stop to think. But if you succeed in resurrecting me, wetin go change. Which difference e go make? I go… Continue reading →

Memoirs Of A Jobless Boy drug addiction, poverty

I Don’t Care About You

3rd February 2019Chuck Norris 4 Comments

Shift, don’t touch me. You stink, stay far from me. Go meet your mum and the kid she’s breastfeeding. Is that your twin? And you have 7 more siblings?? Where’s your slippers? Why do you look so tattered ?? Well… Continue reading →

Memoirs Of A Jobless Boy begging, Lagos

50/50

26th March 2018Chuck Norris 1 Comment

Money separating bones from flesh. Husbands and wives let all hell breaks loose. Forgetting their kids, make them park abeg! They are fighting for what to pack first. 50/50. Nothing more, nothing less. The love we thought they had? Well… Continue reading →

Memoirs Of A Jobless Boy

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