Author: Horse Thing
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Distant Besties
“If she doesn’t call me, I won’t call”, “If he doesn’t visit me, why should I be the one to go over?”, “I can’t be the one always texting, it makes me seem weak and vulnerable”. It’s okay since life has become a competition for us. Humans are going through hell but fellow humans who…
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Mavin Records at 8: Top 8 Songs from the Mavins
Looks like 8 is the magic number for today. The number of years we enjoyed the genius called Mo’Hit Records. When D’banj and Don Jazzy, fresh from the UK burst onto the Nigerian music scene in 2004, they changed the scene and ruled the game for 8 solid years. In those years, they gave us…
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Transition into what?
You randomly remember someone you used to know. For weeks, you feel the urge to google his name and find out what great exploits he is doing now. You procrastinate a few times and finally one cool morning, after waking up with body ache, you turn on your PC and navigate your mouse pointer to…
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When this is over
I’m losing it. I’m losing control. Looks like the earth is leaving us behind. Looks like earth hit the pause button. No one was able to predict this craze. Even the soothsayers are dazed by the turn of events. Everything was affected, even lent. No one knows the length of this pause. Everyone’s longing for…
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Thirst trap season
The COVID-19 has confined many to the walls of their houses. Call it house-arrest and you might not be wrong. Businesses have shut down, schools are not in session, and countries have been on pause because of the CoronaVirus pandemic. Do you know what they say about an idle mind? People are trying to get…
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Nooks and Crannies
Since you claim to know all the nook and crannies, why not get started already? Why am I shouting? Not really, I’m just thinking out loud. Fill me from every nook and cranny, be my relief material. Turn over my bookshelf and take control. Don’t avoid any area, take full control. Every nook and cranny…
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5 old but fresh Naija Music Videos
When these videos dropped years ago, we really loved and felt them. I tried to come up with a list of videos which will still look amazing and bang hard if they were to be released today. There were too many amazing videos from wayback that crossed my mind and that made it difficult to…
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Spiritual Commandos
We are really special. An exceptional breed at that. We must have a monopoly over the blood of Jesus and the graces that come with those. We believe we have got a higher dose of blessings. Losing is never our portion, all we do is win. Insofar it doesn’t affect a member of our family,…
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Ponmo…BSc, MSc, PhD
Oh, Ponmo! No one else has been criminally disrespected marginalized like yourself. Yet you have stayed steadfast and weathered the storm. Even when everyone said you have no substance, you continued to serve the nation selflessly. Sometimes it feels like you are crazily underutilized but when things go south and borders get shut, we come…
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Top 7 Debut Albums Since 2014
Music is life! When you enjoy an album, you keep going back to it without being able to place a finger on the exact reason why you love it. The album keeps drawing you in. At first, some tracks are the reasons for your revisiting the project. Not long after, you are humming some other…